Post by spottedstorm on Aug 2, 2007 19:05:57 GMT -5
A Preacher wanted to raise money for his church and being told that there is a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter him in races; however, at the local auction the going price for horses was so steep that the preacher ended up buying a donkey instead.
Well, he figured as long as he had the animal he may as well enter him in the races any way. To his surprise the donkey came in third. the next day the Racing Form read -- PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again. Ths time the donkey won. The form read -- PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The bishop was so upset with this publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. The racing Form that day read -- BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop. He ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal. So the preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The Racing Form the next day read -- NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She finally found a farmer who was willing to buy the animal for $12. The next day the paper stated -- NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TWELVE BUCKS.
They buried the bishop the next day.
Well, he figured as long as he had the animal he may as well enter him in the races any way. To his surprise the donkey came in third. the next day the Racing Form read -- PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races again. Ths time the donkey won. The form read -- PREACHER’S ASS OUT IN FRONT.
The bishop was so upset with this publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more races. The racing Form that day read -- BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop. He ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal. So the preacher decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent. The Racing Form the next day read -- NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey. She finally found a farmer who was willing to buy the animal for $12. The next day the paper stated -- NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TWELVE BUCKS.
They buried the bishop the next day.
